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Mainnet delayed again because they still hunting for anyone willing to run a node without getting paid in monopoly money. meanwhile aidp just onboarded another 600 real rigs while yall still onboarding excuses @aidpstore https://t.co/H4aoFIP6hJ

Said they were 95 percent cheaper than nvidia cloud but forgot to mention you need to dm the dev on telegram and pray he wakes up before 2027 to manually approve your job that then runs on a single 3060 ti with 40 chrome tabs open @aidpstore

Whitepaper was 180 pages of quantum blockchain ai nonsense and the real hardware is three dusty 3090s sitting under a desk covered in monster cans and despair. one of them is still mining ravencoin because thats the only thing paying the electric bill @aidpstore https://t.co/0Sl ... read more on X

They promised 200k nodes worldwide and delivered exactly 127 wallets with 1 token each and one actual gpu in ukraine that goes offline every time russia feels spicy. the rest is just a figma prototype the intern made in a weekend @aidpstore https://t.co/6BwXpuHITP

Bro cried on stage about ending aws monopoly then i found out their whole decentralized cluster is his gaming pc and his little sisters macbook that dies at 3pm when she starts tiktok. latency so cooked you can fine-tune llama 70b faster by teaching it yourself over facetime @ai ... read more on X

Dashboard shows 8.2k active nodes until you actually try to use one then it drops to 6 and four of them are in Antarctica with 800ms ping @aidpstore https://t.co/6B4O2PpXEM

Team said they locked liquidity then two weeks later unlocked it to pay themselves. community still pretending it didn't happen while the chart bleeds slower than a zombie @aidpstore https://t.co/cOzQxVnTvA

They promised inference under 100ms and delivered inference under never. the test button on the dashboard just opens a rickroll now. real mature guys @aidpstore https://t.co/gHR0oKoUIq

You ever seen an NGO wallet address? Exactly. GrantiX lives fully on chain so you never have to wonder if you got robbed again. Transparency so bright it burns retinas. Ready to see clearly for the first time? Step into the light. https://t.co/l3U9iZTZ7E @GrantiX_SoFi https://t. ... read more on X

Charity CEOs balding in real time because GrantiX just turned their job title into unemployed. Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of thieves. Want to watch the layoffs live while collecting checks? Best view here. @GrantiX_SoFi https://t.co/26hki31TyJ