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Zcash is like that one friend who is so obsessed with digital hygiene that they won't give you their phone number, but then wonders why nobody invited them to the party. We really have to hand it to the devs. They promised Total Privacy, and they delivered: the project is now ... read more on X

Betting on @duel_duck Never Felt Better Most prediction spots feel like feeding a black box. House edge eating your advantage. Weeks of waiting. Disputes. @duel_duck flips that. P2P. You vs the crowd. No middleman. No juice. USDC on Solana, instant settlement via smart cont ... read more on X

2025, we loved you. We really did. That's what makes this roast hurt we're disappointed the way you disappoint someone you actually care about. So let's laugh about it. You walked in like you'd solved everything. Walked out like you borrowed money from all three (crypto, AI, ... read more on X

We all walked into 2025 saying the same thing: This is different. Infrastructure. Real adoption. AI + Crypto supercycle. Regulatory clarity. By month 3 we were just trying to remember what we were waiting for. THE YEAR WE LIVED IN Prices moved sideways. Narratives went verti ... read more on X

The year promised a turning point. What we got was a holding pattern. year 2025 showed up dressed like the future and acted like a beta release. Everything was “almost ready,” permanently loading, forever one update away from being usable. This was supposed to be the era of ... read more on X

I want a refund for 2025 because this was clearly a beta release. No patch notes, no documentation, just vibes, bugs, and “we’ll fix it next quarter. 2025 really said “this is your year” and then immediately handed us a 400-page PDF titled Lessons You Didn’t Ask For. We came i ... read more on X

𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗪𝗲 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗕𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗪𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 2025 walked in wearing a "INFRASTRUCTURE ERA" t-shirt it bought at the airport, sweating profusely, insisting it was definitely about to change our lives. We believed it. We clapped. We made memes. Twelve months later, we ... read more on X

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡 𝘾𝙤𝙥𝙞𝙪𝙢 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 My project has incredible fundamentals. Transaction throughput? Unmatched. Security? Bulletproof. Adoption? Well... adoption is 'coming soon,' but FUNDAMENTALLY we're winning." Translation: I spent two years building a Ferrari engine for a cit ... read more on X

You built something that actually works. 540M transactions. $29B weekly volume. #1 in real economic value. Your chart looks like a golden retriever that did everything right but nobody's throwing the ball anymore. Here's the thing: You didn't do anything wrong. You just... buil ... read more on X

so solana shipped mad hard in 2025 spot ETFs, 2.2M users, 16B stablecoins, infrastructure actually works SOL went 294 to 124 lol literally got ripped and then robbed walking out the gym we all been saying fundamentals matter solana actually bet their life on it and built price ... read more on X